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then lie to me via email. ainsleydrew at gee male dot calm.

Stay tuned for my introduction to Generation Hex as I explore Wicca for a month. And please check out Jerk Ethic. It’s kind of like documenting someone tripping up a flight of stairs. In the funny way.

If you need anything written, anything at all, shoot me a line. Actual starvation makes sex with me kinda like fucking a bicycle, if bicycles were prone to weeping.

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Here’s a bit of ego-stroking from some businesses who helped me go vegan:

“You have an awesome blog.”
Elizabeth and Erin McKenna of BabyCakes in New York City

“Thank you for your wonderfully kind words! I am happy to make your and /or your friends salivary glands 'dance' anytime. I hope to cook for you again soon.”
Bonnie Downey from the Paradox Café here in Portland

“It’s sweet”
Kelly Tisdale of teany

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extra special thanks to
ministry of imagery